How You Like Dem Apples?

Thanks to procrastination, I found myself reading the words of the ever-eloquent musician and author, Stephen Christian. He recently blogged about The Six-Word Memoir.

Supposedly, Hemmingway was once asked to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Last year, Smith Magazine revived this sextuplet challenge and has since published a book exposing the lives of the famous and unknown, six words at a time.

So here it is, my six-word memoir:
Always in a rush, rarely late.

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